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	<title>The Lip Schtick &#38; Liner</title>
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		<title>an open letter to the woman who tagged me like an overpass in south central</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hair-lip/2011/10/an-open-letter-to-the-woman-who-tagged-me-like-an-overpass-in-south-central/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hair-lip/2011/10/an-open-letter-to-the-woman-who-tagged-me-like-an-overpass-in-south-central/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 01:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Lip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HAIR LIP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SPRAY TAN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE BROWN ONE IN THE BLUE MAN GROUP]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Anna the professional spray tanner { and career spray tanners everywhere }, There&#8217;s a thin line between healthy glow and flesh-eating skin disease, apparently. At least that&#8217;s what I found out two hours after my first { and last } spray tan. For anyone looking for that just-came-back-from-a-fabulous-vacation glow, minus the vacation, let me just say &#8220;Spray tanning ain&#8217;t it.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE QUESO ANGEL</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/09/the-queso-angel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/09/the-queso-angel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lip Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY HE ATE QUESO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DURANGO'S]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LIP SERVICE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LUBBOCK TEXAS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE HANKIE AWARD]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are few things in this world a girl loves more than her college sweetheart. But queso may be one of them. And Southern California doesn&#8217;t seem to have either. Queso or college sweethearts. In fact, they&#8217;re both about 1,100 miles away tonight. Probably hanging out together. Without me. Those bastards.  I remember the precise moment when I first attempted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>conversation &#8220;it&#8217;s about damn time&#8221; / #4</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/09/conversation-its-about-damn-time-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/09/conversation-its-about-damn-time-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 14:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dog Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DOG LIPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I HAVE TO DISROBE FOR SPRAY TANNING?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LET THEM EAT CAKE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[that's awkward]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=942</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Willoughby: It&#8217;s about freakin&#8217; time. &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160;  E.J.: Watch it, mister! &#160; &#160; &#160; W: Do you have any idea what I&#8217;ve been through the last few weeks? E.J.: I can hardly wait to hear.  W: You&#8217;ve been M.I.A. for weeks. Do you know who people come to you when you go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE VENUS BEAR TRAP</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/08/the-venus-bear-trap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/08/the-venus-bear-trap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 00:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hot Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE SWEETHEARTS (OK...I WAS OLDER)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOT LIPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IF ONLY FRAN DRESHER AND GILBERT GOTTFRIED WOULD TEAM UP ON AMAZING RACE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K IS FOR KISSING]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[that's awkward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE VENUS BEAR TRAP]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Forgive my, Father, for I have sinned. I haven&#8217;t written a word in 3 1/2 weeks. And I wasn&#8217;t even ending world hunger or anything. I was making out&#8230;(whispering)&#8230;with a boy. To think&#8230;I almost didn&#8217;t include a Hot Lips section when I was giving birth to this blog baby. I mean, when you&#8217;re 37 and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i was wrong. there is a hell.</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hair-lip/2011/07/i-was-wrong-there-is-a-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hair-lip/2011/07/i-was-wrong-there-is-a-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 01:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Lip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AM I BEING PUNKED?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HAIR LIP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THANK YOU BABY J]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WHITE-HOT HELOISE]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God&#8230;and/or Baby J, It&#8217;s me&#8230;the immaculate one. Not the immaculate one&#8230;the really clean one. Anyway, you know who I am. I&#8217;d like to talk to you about hair. And hell. You know, all this time, I&#8217;ve had your back. When everyone else was all fire, brimstone, and eternal damnation, I was like &#8220;Pffftttt&#8230;y&#8217;all are [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>SO I HAVE ROMANCE SECTION TOURETTE&#8217;S.</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/07/so-i-have-romance-section-tourettes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/07/so-i-have-romance-section-tourettes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 00:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hot Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOT LIPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K IS FOR KISSING]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE 10 SECOND KISS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WHAT KIND OF KISSER ARE YOU?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WHY I MAY HAVE CAUSED BORDERS TO GO UNDER]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=814</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You never know what you&#8217;re gonna find in the Romance section at Barnes and Noble. Sandwiched between Self-Help and Sexuality, it could be anything. I always think it&#8217;s cute when the people perusing this section don&#8217;t want anyone to know they&#8217;re there. It&#8217;s like the Corridor of Shame. Which, in my world, means the perfect time to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>KISSES, KISSES, KISSES</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/07/kisses-kisses-kisses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/07/kisses-kisses-kisses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hot Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FRANKIE SAYS RELAX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOT LIPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[INTERNATIONAL KISSING DAY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE FRENCH TEAM]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=794</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so ashamed. I write a blog series on dating and didn&#8217;t know that last week { July 6th } was International Kissing Day. According to Wikipedia, the idea behind Kissing Day is &#8221;that many people may have forgotten the simple pleasures associated with kissing for kissing&#8217;s sake, as opposed to kissing as mere social formality or prelude to other activities.&#8221; Well, if [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHY I&#8217;M CONVINCED MY GROCER IS SECRETLY CONSPIRING TO KEEP ME UNWED AND CHILDLESS</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/07/why-im-convinced-my-grocer-is-conspiring-to-keep-me-unwed-and-childless/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/07/why-im-convinced-my-grocer-is-conspiring-to-keep-me-unwed-and-childless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 22:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lip Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[90 SECONDS OF LOVIN']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I THINK I'LL HAVE THE NAG LOAF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LIP SERVICE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE HANKIE AWARDS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=717</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t very well proclaim an establishment as the site of my final resting place and not bestow it with the first-ever Hankie Award, now can I? Even if they are conspiring to keep me unwed and childless. That&#8217;s right, United Supermarkets, you know it&#8217;s true. Like a baby duckling just learning to waddle, I&#8217;ve imprinted. You&#8217;ve ruined [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>conversation #3</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/07/conversation-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/07/conversation-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dog Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DOG LIPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'M LAUGHING AND I CAN'T GET UP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K IS FOR KISSING]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SHIH TZUS WITH BLOGS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X-MEN]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=726</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; WILLOUGHBY: I thought you were supposed to be writing The Hankie Award piece. You&#8217;ve been staring at it for six days. &#160; E.J.: I have writer&#8217;s block. &#160; &#160; W: Really? This wouldn&#8217;t have anything to do with you being on the phone four hours a night for the LAST THREE NIGHTS, would [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>what makes you think i won&#8217;t cut you?</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/fat-lip/2011/06/what-makes-you-think-i-wont-cut-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/fat-lip/2011/06/what-makes-you-think-i-wont-cut-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 07:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fat Lip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[that's awkward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THIS ISN'T MY LAST STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW REFERENCE]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear World, The last time I liked having my picture taken, Olan Mills was still doing head-without-a-body shots. Don&#8217;t believe me? { And don&#8217;t pretend you don&#8217;t have one just like it hanging in your Mom&#8217;s hallway. } &#160; But since my days as a child bobblehead, I politely decline all photo requests. And by [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE DELUXE KOREAN</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/06/the-deluxe-korean/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/06/the-deluxe-korean/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 03:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lip Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LIP SERVICE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PEOPLE I'D GET NAKED FOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SPA JESUS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[{ YES THIS IS REPRINTED FROM MY FORMER BLOG, BUT WOULD IT KILL YOU TO READ IT AGAIN? } Who needs a man? Or chocolate, for that matter? When you have Miss Cindy? Scoff if you will, naysayers. Every party needs a pooper. But, personally, if I had a choice between Matthew McConaughey and a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>ONE ROTTEN CAKE AWAY</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/06/one-rotting-wedding-cake-away/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/06/one-rotting-wedding-cake-away/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 07:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hot Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DAMN YOU AMAZON]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOT LIPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE "S" WORD]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=568</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh my God. Am I { whispering }&#8230;am I&#8230;bitter? Amazon recommended a book for me &#8211; Make Every Man Want You: How to Be So Irresistible You&#8217;ll Barely Keep From Dating Yourself. Apparently, Amazon knows I&#8217;m 37 and single. My first reaction was to call Amazon and tell them I am happily so, and not [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>is that an andrew jackson in your pocket?</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/06/who-are-you-people/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/06/who-are-you-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 08:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lip Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LIP SERVICE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[REAL CARHOPS VS REAL HOUSEWIVES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY TO YOUR PEDICURIST]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A beloved friend once told me, &#8220;When someone&#8217;s kind to you, it&#8217;s nice. But when someone&#8217;s kind to you at the moment you need it most, you&#8217;ll never forget it.&#8221; The same can be said for service. It&#8217;s one thing to get excellent service from the owner of an establishment. Or from upper level management [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>conversation #2</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/06/conversation-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/06/conversation-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 23:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dog Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DOG LIPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WHAT WOULD JESUS AND CESAR MILLAN DO?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thelipschtick.com/?p=504</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; E. J.: Come! &#160; &#160; &#160; WILLOUGHBY: I think I&#8217;ll stay. &#160; E.J. : Willoughby, COME! W: NOM NOM NOM. This grass is delicious. You should try some. E.J.: You get over here right now! W: I can see your nose hairs from here. I do not think that is what The Dog [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>conversation #1</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/05/conversation-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/dog-lips/2011/05/conversation-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 20:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dog Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FIDDLER-ON-THE-ROOF BALL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THINGS MY DOG SAYS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WHY I'M SINGLE]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://molson.creativeflavor.com/~thelipsc/?p=146</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Willoughby: I don&#8217;t remember this photo. When did you take it? &#160; &#160; &#160; E.J.: It was at the Burbank airport, remember? I love this photo. You&#8217;re looking at the camera so sweetly. &#160; &#160; W: Oh, yes. I remember it now. You were holding a chicken ring next to the lens. PS&#8230;You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>am i on speaker?</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/05/am-i-on-speaker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hot-lips/2011/05/am-i-on-speaker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 19:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hot Lips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[that's awkward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WORDS I IMMEDIATELY WISH I COULD SUCK BACK INTO MY MOUTH]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://molson.creativeflavor.com/~thelipsc/?p=138</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is &#8220;Am I on speaker&#8221; going to have to be the new &#8220;Hello?&#8221; My brother is getting married next year. He just proposed to his girlfriend after spending the last six months orchestrating the perfect proposal. Which involved zip-lining, sleeping in a treehouse, all her favorite snacks, a couple of fake outs just to keep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>here a tip, there a tip&#8230;everywhere a tip tip</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/lip-service/2011/05/here-a-tip-there-a-tip-everywhere-a-tip-tip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 17:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lip Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[that's awkward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What I would buy with a lock of Justin Bieber's hair]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Since my days waiting tables in college, I&#8217;ve been a heartfelt tipper. If you&#8217;re reading this, waiters&#8230;should you do nothing more then master my ice to liquid beverage demands, I&#8217;m giving you 15%. If you can make my drink and pasta e fagioli to perfection, 20%. And if you can do all that AND make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF: JUNK FOOD EDITION</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/fat-lip/2011/05/hello-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/fat-lip/2011/05/hello-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 04:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fat Lip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HELP ME ELISABETH KEEBLER ROSS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not going down without a fight. If the universe, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to give me a metabolism that just can&#8217;t handle a diet of Chicken McNuggets, New York Egg Creams, and Totino&#8217;s Pizza Rolls, so be it. But I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m going quietly, universe. I&#8217;m bringin&#8217; it like a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THIS IS HAIR LIP.</title>
		<link>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hair-lip/2011/05/sample-post-hair-lip/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thelipschtick.com/hair-lip/2011/05/sample-post-hair-lip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 07:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e.j.jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Lip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOVE ME...LOVE MY HAIR DRYER]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PREHENSILE TAIL ENVY]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My great aunt (a stunning beauty&#8230;and relative most likely to be issued a warning for public mischief) likes to tell the story of how she went on her first date with my uncle. With curlers in her hair. She went out in public&#8230;on a date&#8230;with the man who would later pledge his undying love to [...]]]></description>
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