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Egg Roll

 

We Sing Your Tweets

VandalEyes

Today’s Letters

The Bloggess

The Blog Guidebook

Southern California Golden Retriever Rescue

Rep Your Style

Reminiscing for the Nostalgic

Princess Know It All

Post Secret

Portroids

MommyQ

Message With a Bottle

Life Without Limbs

Laundry Room Productions

Jack Jason

Hyperbole and a Half

Foxdudes

First Ourselves

Dooce

DJ Foodie

Damn You, Auto Correct

Comediva

TheĀ Charles Phoenix Big Retro Slide Show

Cakes, Tea and Dreams

Awkward Family Pet Photos

Awkward Family Photos

Advice to Writers


Studio 33 Design

Spa Pura

Pop Deluxe

Olive Green Dog

New Breeze Dog Salon

MikWright

Kimberly Duncan Skin Care

Halo

Creative Flavor Inc.

Christie Herrmann Pet Photography

Cactus Cuties

C & L Auto Body

Fat Lip Archive
  • WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES
  • The grim reaper walks into a bar and says, “why so glum?”
  • what makes you think i won’t cut you?
  • THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF: JUNK FOOD EDITION
Lip Service Archive
  • HOW SOUTHWEST AIRLINES GOT ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT RED VELVET BULL, ONE SERVICE SHIH TZU, AND ONE BITTERSWEET PASSENGER ACROSS FOUR STATES. UNSCATHED.
  • LOVE ME…LOVE MY CAR
  • THE QUESO ANGEL
  • WHY I’M CONVINCED MY GROCER IS SECRETLY CONSPIRING TO KEEP ME UNWED AND CHILDLESS
  • THE DELUXE KOREAN
  • is that an andrew jackson in your pocket?
  • here a tip, there a tip…everywhere a tip tip
Hot Lips Archive
  • YOU CANNOT POSSESS ME!
  • THE VENUS BEAR TRAP
  • SO I HAVE ROMANCE SECTION TOURETTE’S.
  • KISSES, KISSES, KISSES
  • ONE ROTTEN CAKE AWAY
  • am i on speaker?
Hair Lip Archive
  • an open letter to the woman who tagged me like an overpass in south central
  • i was wrong. there is a hell.
  • THIS IS HAIR LIP.
Dog Lips Archive
  • conversation “it’s about damn time” / #4
  • conversation #3
  • conversation #2
  • conversation #1